Classic Lager
Crisp · Golden
Clean malt, a brisk bite of carbonation. The safe order, every time.
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Classic Lager
Before the first pour, three lines
This is a virtual beer. Nothing in the glass contains alcohol — it is pure stress relief and mouth fun.
Minors should not drink alcohol. This toy is not an invitation to drink.
Never drink and drive.
What is this
Cyber Beer is a virtual beer simulator that lives in your browser. The screen becomes a glass of beer with simulated liquid physics: the surface follows real gravity, so a full glass pours on a slight tilt and finishing one takes a proper lift.
Nothing in the glass contains alcohol. It is a toy built for the sounds, the physics and the small joy of pouring an impossible beer — at your desk, on the couch, anywhere a real one would be a bad idea.
There is nothing to install and no account to make. Your glasses, sips and badges stay in your own browser.
How it works
- Desktop: hold the mouse button (or the space bar) to raise the glass, release to pause. Press the Shake button or tap A and D alternately to build foam, click around inside the glass to stir the bubbles.
- Phone, hold mode: press and hold the glass to drink. Turn it on in Setup if tilt is unavailable.
- Phone, tilt mode: tilt the phone toward you to drink and level it to pause. Shake the phone hard for a foam burst. On iPhone you will be asked to allow motion access once.
- Keys: Space drink · R refill · B cabinet · T stats · E badges · Esc close · A/D shake.
FAQ
- Is there any alcohol in this?
- None. It is a simulation with zero alcohol and zero calories. The cabinet even includes a Zero-Alc Light style for the fully sober version of the same toy.
- Is this a good virtual beer game for pranking friends?
- That is the classic use: hand someone your phone, watch them tilt a glass that glugs back. The drinks are obviously virtual and the app says so on every screen.
- Does it work without a download?
- Yes. It runs in the browser on desktop and mobile. Nothing is installed, nothing is uploaded, progress lives in localStorage on your device.
- What do badges track?
- Ten of them, from your first sip to trying all six styles. Two are the point of the whole toy: Sober Week for leaving the glass alone for seven days, and Good Judgment for stopping after the third glass when the app asks.
- Why does the app ask me to stop?
- After the third glass in a day it asks once: keep going or call it a night. Stopping unlocks the Good Judgment badge. It is a toy about moderation, not a drinking prompt.
The cabinet: six virtual styles
Style names only — no real brands, no alcohol content, no shopping.
Cloudy Wheat
Hazy · Silky
Coriander and orange peel under a foam cap like whipped cream.
Hoppy Amber
Hoppy · Amber
Citrus and pine the moment it opens, bitter in a clean, dry way.
Velvet Stout
Roasted · Heavy
Roast coffee and dark chocolate, thick like melting ice cream.
Berry Wheat
Berry · Rosy
Strawberry and raspberry up front — the one that fools your taste buds.
Zero-Alc Light
Easy · Pale Gold
Zero burden, all night long, and tomorrow morning stays easy.